Microwavable food instructions be like
- Partially remove film
- Pop exactly seven holes into the film
- Place in the microwave, browning tray facing up
- Cook for 1 minute and 45 seconds
- remove film and stir contents
- go like this
- sPIN AROUNDSTOP
- DOUBLE TAK E THREE TIMES
- thheeEEEEEN PELVIC THRUST
- STOMP ON Y OUR RIGH T FOOT DONT FORGE T IT.
- BRING IT AROUN D TOWN
- DO THIS
- THEN THIS
- AND THIS
- AND THAT
- AND THISANDTHATANDTHIS AND THAT AND THE N????????? ?
- Let product cool for 1 minute before serving
patricks right squidward
sea bears are no laughing matter. why once i met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy’s COUSIN—
I always wanted these to happen in real life
Where is “Several bad puns later”?
we need more!
don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…
casually going to like this for future reference
Your dream of a new Pokerap is now a nine minute nightmare.
My goal in life is to learn this
So I found this CD on the street today on my way to work, right? So I decided I’d bring it home and listen to it.
And it was the best decision I’ve ever made in my life.
this is like an 80s anime theme song
what even is this, like yiddish ska or
This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory.
God bless the good ol’ U.S of A
Shiba Inu refused to kiss his owner
I saw the gif on tumblr and it took me awhile for finding this vidOH MY FUCKING GOD.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Big ass trumpet
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
Some QUALITY anime and manga pictures I have saved, just thought I’d share them with you all.
OH my goD
7 and 8 got me fucked up
dat 5 and 10
think for a second about the nearly impossible amount of strength it would take to cut a living vine the thickness of a small tree with something as dull as a window and no ability to build momentum
somebody should try and calculate the amount of pressure per square inch applejack can generate without even breaking a sweat
we all thought that cartoon ponies would follow the laws of physics
Alright, let’s do this.
Applejack exerted a certain amount of psi onto a large vine and broke it. How much psi can Applejack generate without a sweat?
We’ll work in SI units in this exercise.
One pascal (SI unit of pressure) is N / m^2
N = newtons of force applied, m^2 : meters squared where pressure is applied.
Let’s first find how many pascals the windowframe first exerts on the vine because of gravity.
N = 9.8 (the gravitational pull of the earth).
A dull window would have a large area exerting force, compared to a sharp, small edge. Various window measurements from Home Depot's website and my house reveals that an average window's edge dimensions are roughly 3/4 inches x 36 inches. An inch is 0.0254 meters.
3/4 * 36 * 0.0254 = 0.6858 meters squared.
m = 0.6858 meters squared.
p = N / m^2
p = 9.8 / 0.6858
p ~= 14.29 pascals
The window exerts 14.29 pascals on the vine naturally.
Let’s assume the vine is made of black oak. The tensile strength of black oak is 6,520 psi (when the oak compresses and crushes). Wolfram|Alpha tells me that that is equal to 44,950,000 pascals. Woah. Let’s subtract the natural gravitational pascals from the overall tensile strength to find out how much Applejack has to exert manually.
44950000 - 14.29 = 44949985.7 pascals
There’s our answer (a lot). But how much is that in psi? Let’s have Google finish it off.
44949985.7 pascals = 6519.44424 pounds per square inch.
Applejack has to exert about 6519.44424 psi of pressure onto the vine. That’s more than an airplane hydraulic system.
Keep your crotches away from her, men.
God… Dammit… Community…
I guess you can say she’s…. Applejacked.
i swear to god
these are actually up on the wall of our school photo room
we have them too, in our cg room